Badges like us. The Foursquare Rap.

Do you believe that you are the FourSquare badass king of your block? Have you checked in to more places than any of your friends?

Badges Like Us is a horrifically bad rap taken from MIA's Swagga Like Us, and made to be all FourSquare. It's almost so bad that it's good, but really it's just bad. But you're going to love it because no one has Four Square swagger like you.

Mr. Silvas in da building
Checkins by the hundreds, thousands, trillionz

Ayo I know it's my first stop
Look at that leaderboard and see me at the top

Bouncin to new places, adding em quick
I know all the TO-DOs and I got all the tips

Show up at the Bar and I check in Right Away
Sent it to my Twitter cuz I'm here to stay

Looks like you got ousted welcome to the game
This is Foursquare bitch! Gowalla ain't the same!!

Now that I'm the mayor, now that I'm here
Gimme my free breadsticks AND my cold beer!!

La la la la
How it feel to wake up and be the mayor of the city!
La la la la
Tryina get that Crunked badge, drinkin like P Diddy

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Got a rock like this
Cant use an iPhone, AT&Ts a piece of shhh

No one on the corner had an app on this
So I used my mobile web, wasn't very quick

You can learn where to eat just by checking my feed
Checkin checkin my feed checkin checkin my feed

Follow my lead its the road to success
Never need a reservation, they always say YES

But I can't teach you my swag
You can pay for a coffee but you cant buy a badge

School of social media Imma grad
I hope this hits TechCrunch or else Ill be sad

Its Newby
Checkin w/ the groupies eating lotsa sushi

Newwwbyy
Bet you didn't know we could flow like thiiiiis

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Let's talk about the knockoffs, they just imitating
They cant even compare and no we're not even hating

Copyin foursquare cuz you lack innovation
How could you turn down Google's valuation?

So let me say it now, let me be clear
Foursquare is the app that all you should fear

Hockey stick growth, all-star investors
Lots of passionate users, all beta testers

I add lots of value, I'm a superuser
You can't spell your top venues, super abuser

Don't checkin to your house, that's just really lame
I'll snatch up all your badges, call me David Blaine

Your check-ins are fake, there's no way those are true
20 stops in one night? IM GONNA CATCH YOU!!

And what's up with all these randos trying to friend me?
I'm checked in off the grid-like TIGER WOODS B!!!!!